Jan. 27

Chris and Emilee — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:39:01 +0000

I have three eyes, yet I cannot see. People everywhere look to me. When I blink, People do what they are told. If they don’t obey me, the consequences can be devastating.
What am I?

ANSWER: Traffic light

Jan. 26

Chris and Emilee — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:48:23 +0000

20 people got into a boat and sailed accross the lake. They did not stop or have any problems, and every person made it back accross the lake, but not a single person returned in the boat. How is this possible?

ANSWER: They all returned the boat. The passengers were all married. Single

Jan. 25

Chris and Emilee — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:39:20 +0000

If a turtle laid one egg every twelve years, how many years would it take for one hundred turtles to lay 100 eggs.

ANSWER: 12 years

Jan. 24

Chris and Emilee — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:40:28 +0000

A man with no legs walked to it.
A man with no eyes seen it. A man with no arms picked it up.
A man with no ears heard it.

What is it?

ANSWER: Nothing

Savings Angel

Chris and Emilee — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 16:49:36 +0000

MARKET PANTRY 100% APPLE JUICE (64 oz)
Regular price: $2.99
Sale price: $1.99 at Target
Coupon: 50 cent printable at Target.com
Final Price: $1.49
Math: $1.99-$0.50=$1.49
SavingsAngel says: Good to have on hand to drink or for cooking recipes.

WOLF BRAND CHILI WITH BEANS, NO BEANS OR HOMESTYLE WITH BEANS (15 oz)
Regular price: $1.49
Sale price: $1 at Meijer
Coupon: 40 cents (January 22 SmartSource Insert)
Final Price: 60 cents. Bonus: If you buy 10, you can get the eleventh item free. That would make your final cost 55 cents each.
Math: $1-$0.40=$0.60
SavingsAngel says: The perfect topping for a baked potato or hot dog!

PILLSBURY GRANDS BISCUITS (12-16.3 oz)
Regular price: $1.69
Sale price: $1 at Meijer
Coupon: 40 cents on 2 printables at BoxTops4Education.com, Bettycrocker.com or Pillsbury.com
Final Price: 80 cents. Bonus: If you buy 10, you get the eleventh item free. That would make your final cost 73 cents each.
Math: $1X2=$2. $2-$0.40=$1.60. $1.60/2=$0.80
SavingsAngel says: Add a little egg and cheese for a tasty breakfast sandwich!

KRAFT CHUNK CHEESE (5-8 oz, All Varieties)
Regular price: $2.84
Sale price: $1.67 at Meijer
Coupon: 55 cents on 2 (January 15 SmartSource Insert)
Final Price: $1.40
Math: $1.67X2=$3.34. $3.34-$0.55=$2.79. $2.79/2=$1.40
SavingsAngel says: You can use this for a snack or as an addition to many recipes.

CHILDREN’S SUDAFED PE (4 oz). $5 on 2 Register Rewards. Limit 1
Regular price: $7.99
Sale price: $5 at Walgreens when you buy 2 or $6.99 each
Coupon: $2 printable at Sudafed.com PLUS $5 on 2 Register Rewards. Limit 1
Final Price: 50 cents
Math: $5X2=$10. $10-($2X2)-$5=$1. $1/2=$0.50
SavingsAngel says: Have this in your medicine cabinet for stuffy noses and congestion.

Jan 17

Chris and Emilee — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:58:29 +0000

I have two hands, but fingers – none. I have two legs, but cannot run. I carry much, but I have found, I carry best with my legs off the ground. What am I?

ANSWER: A Wheelbarrow

Jan. 20

Chris and Emilee — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:58:02 +0000

There is a word with only three letters that if you add two more there will actually be fewer. What is the word?

ANSWER: Few. Add er and you have fewer

Jan. 21

Chris and Emilee — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 12:42:45 +0000

There is a three letter word that if you add two more, you actually have fewer. What is the word?

ANSWER: Few

Jan. 18

Chris and Emilee — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:43:01 +0000

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud. I am not a gossip, but I do get involved with everyone’s dirty business. What am I?

ANSWER: Vacuum Cleaner.

Jan. 16

Chris and Emilee — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 12:47:40 +0000

I can stand, fall, or run down the side of any mountain, but I can’t climb up the mountain. What am I?

ANSWER: Water